Anonymous asked: Do you do private captions? I'd rather not risk them finding out I want that to happen.
I do. Send pics and theme you want to email@example.com
Anonymous asked: My sister-in-law is apparently dating a black man, now - and is bragging to her sister (my wife) about his mammoth BBC. Is it bad that I am now jacking off to the thought of my wife and sister-in-law sharing a giant black cock?
Not at all … If you send me some pics, I can caption that for you!